"Good man in a storm ..."

code-newyork:

groundchele:

gay

#IM SORRY I JUST #CAN’T GET OVER THIS #SHE’S IN BED #WITH TWO WOMEN #WITH A RAINBOW BLANKET BEHIND HER #AND ONE OF THE WOMEN IS WEARING PLAID #AND SHE HAS HER ARM AROUND HER #WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Pimp Gron.

fuckyeahpikacha:

I swear they constantly forget that other people exist

relax-o-vision:

This is our planet earth.

Isn’t it magnificent?

Every million years or so earth’s magnetic fields are reversed. Theories about the consequences vary. Some scientists even believe global warming could be caused by a geomagnetic shift that’s underway. Most agree that it would cause humankind to go extinct.

I, for one, believe that Hollywood is currently going through that shift. The result is a world in which everything is upside down. 

What’s good is bad and what’s bad is good. The straight white male is the leader of the underdogs, girls have no other purpose than to serve as plot device and trophy to their male counterparts, it’s ok to out a lesbian and no one ever listens to what Quinn Fabray has to say, although we see her reading constantly what leads to the conclusion that she’s the best educated. She knows more about musicals than Rachel, she knows more about the Bible than Teen Jesus and she generally knows a fucking lot. But does she receive any acknowledgement for that? No.

Quinn tells Rachel not to have sex and Rachel goes and gives herself to Finn so he feels better about himself. Quinn says Rachel shouldn’t get married and Rachel says yes to Finn, although he doesn’t have any future plans.

Quinn goes through hell and back several times and Kurt and Sam and Finn get to tell her that she’s got it all and that her struggles are invalid.

Characters don’t know their own age, Will Shuester is a good teacher despite his lack of knowledge about literally everything and teachers sleeping with students is not illegal. The school counselor is allowed to call her student a ‘ho’, Santana gets punished for the fact that Quinn lit a piano on fire, slapping Finn is unprovoked if all he did was out her, Brittany can be class president although she has a score that says she didn’t even attend school and Finn graduates, although he used to cheat off of her and prayed to a cheese sandwhich.

That’s the world in which Matthew Hodgson gets a promotion for making the ratings drop and ruining Naya Rivera’s chances of winning an emmy.

Nothing ever makes sense.

To proof my theory about Glee, here’s a picture of the earth’s magnetic field before/after a magnetic shift and then during a magnetic shift, taken from Wikipedia:

And now tell me that doesn’t remind you of the average Glee script.

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Meanwhile in the writer’s room:

And that, my dear anon, is what they’re thinking.

heartsmadeofbooks:

Aww, let’s play, please!